I Found A Rock

Preparing to mow the lawn last Saturday, I parked the car out in the street in front of the house. Our street hasn’t been re-paved in at least forty years and we have no sidewalks or gutters, so water tends to run down the steep hill above us in well-defined rivulets off to the side of the street. In the summer I like to park in those channels, as they are off the street, but not part of the yard.

Exposed aggregate,regular view.

There is a lot of gravel in that section of the street, most if it washed down the long hill, a slow migratory sluice. The gravel in front of our house has been compacted by car to the extent that it mostly resembles exposed-aggregate concrete. Pretty solid stuff.

That particular day I parked the car with great care, methodically maneuvering close in next to our grass, while getting as far out of the street as humanly achievable—back and forth several times, eventually placing it in precisely the prescribed position.

Exposed aggregate, close-up

I exited the car and moved toward the back, I’m not certain why. Looking down as I reached the rear bumper, my eye caught sight of a flat rock.  Not that big, it was perhaps an inch and a half in length and maybe three quarters of an inch wide. Black (well, in direct sunlight, a very dark olive green with a faint golden sheen). Though flat, it stood out from the other tire-polished stones. It was smoother, with a different luster. Something attracted me to it.

Flat side

It’s not like I keep a lot of rocks, but I occasionally keep rocks I’m attracted to. Don’t get me started. It’s an element of my extended OCD. The rock in question appeared to be a keeper. The perfect flatness of its exposed surface was quite appealing. I picked it up and headed into the house.

Shaped like Nevada

Upon closer inspection, it soon became apparent that this was no ordinary rock. For one thing, it gave off some sort of benign vibe. Nothing intense, just a mild cosmic warmth. The rock was vaguely shaped like the state of Nevada—if there is any sort of significance to be found in that fact. The surface opposite the flat side is contoured, as are the edges.

To look at it, the rock appears to be nothing special, rather ordinary, but for the antique gloss of its velvety patina. However things change when you hold it in your hand. It takes a while, sorting it slowly between your fingers, to find the proper alignment (there are actually several). But eventually a certain celestial conformity takes place, as one cradles the mysterious object. Its pleasing curves and satisfying roundness perfectly tapered. It’s a stone that demands to be rubbed.

That’s it! It’s a worry stone. But not like any other I’ve ever seen. If you google the term you find a real array of various pieces. All created with a similar intent and purpose, but perhaps, for the Irish wishing stone. Although, who is to say what is to come from any sort of talisman upon which one places a great deal of concentration and energy?

Worry stones

From what I gleaned in my scant research trying to figure out the whole worry stone game, it became readily apparent that the objets have been with humankind for quite some time. Only slightly less older than dirt, I’d say. However this does open for us an important philosophical question. Which came first, the dirt or the rock?

The Argo by Lorenzo Costa

It’s been said that the ancient Greeks kicked off the craze—most likely because their advanced culture was more worrisome than most and they had a lot of free time. The first worry stones are purported to have been smooth sea rocks. Given their seafaring ways (see the Odyssey and Jason and the Argonauts) it’s easy enough to understand that they might have seen an alluring sea rock or two in their time. I mean, check out Jason’s run-in with the Symplegades. But a smooth river rock would probably do you just as well in a pinch.

Now available at a worry store near you

These days, judging by what one is likely to find online, most worry stones are pretty simple affairs: oval-shaped, semi-precious gemstones polished to a glassy sheen, with an indentation in the center. Most of them look like stone re-workings of a half-sucked Original Werthers hard toffee.

Irish wishin’ stone

There are variations. An Irish wishing stone appears to resemble more an outright rock than the other samples, most likely requiring some sincere effortful wishing in order to erode and abrade the hollow to conform to the shape of the thumb and fingers.

Cunningly contrived contours, oh my!

T. (for Tuesday) Lobsang Rampa (oh, we’re not going to get into him right now: http://www.skepdic.com/rampa.html) referred to them as TouchStones ™ claiming— “In far off China, in Tibet, in the holy temples of India, and in the great temples of the Incas, the Aztecs, and the Mayas, priests laboriously shaped stones by hand, stones whose cunningly contrived contours (?) comforted the human brain, and by flooding that organ with comfort and pleasant tactile sensations calmed the whole of the human mechanism.”

Maybe a tad grandiose, but I think what the good plumber monk was referring to was that the things are damn good stress relievers. That seems to be the consensus among all the hierachies of worry stone lovers and aficionados in the Wiccan and pagan communities as well. So the upshot here is that the rocks are fully sanctioned in all the corners of the new age universe—if, indeed, it is possible for the universe to contain corners.

Rounded smooth

While adhering to all ordained worry stone standards, the one I found is far superior to all other examples I could uncover. For one thing, not just the thumb groove but all edges on mine are perfectly rounded—all surfaces maintaining a sublime camber. Rather than by machine, it is obvious that the soothing curves and arcs were all worked by human digits over time. Over a long time. A lot of energy went into the shaping of my stone.

Nagging questions remain: How the hell did the rock get out there in front of the house in the first place? And how long was it lying out there before I discovered it? How does the possessor of one lose a worry stone? If you had it in your hand and were to drop it, you’d certainly pick it up. Was the person standing in front of our house when he inexplicably decided to empty his pockets or try to fish some change from his pocket. Or what? And what was he doing standing in front of our house anyway?

Native American relics and artifacts

We live at the very end of a dead-end street at the bottom of a very steep hill. We don’t receive a lot of passersby. So then, perhaps erosion unearthed the relic from decades of quiet slumber. It bears the quality of a Native American arrowhead or some other such artifact. My imagination prefers this theory. The stone feels old (well, of course it’s old, it’s a rock, fer crissakes!). It feels as if the human energy it stores is old—antique, from another time, long ago.

But some residual guilt persists. I’m not sure what I should do with the thing. Is it wrong to keep a found worry stone?  And what are the ramifications? Will it confuse the stone if I were to worry on it too? I don’t know the rules on such things. Perhaps it deserves a proper re-burial? I don’t know what protocol is in these situations.

I suppose I could go door to door around the neighborhood to see if anyone lost a valuable, semi-precious “object.” Make the possible owner describe the item in specific detail. The other option is to put an ad in Craig’s List or something. That seems like it might be casting too big a net, given our home’s somewhat remote locale.

Nested comfortably between distal interphalageal crease and palmar digital crease

Whatever the case, something needs to happen soon, as I am beginning to become attached to the stone. There is great pleasure in stroking its smooth coolness. The notch on the left edge perfectly fits the distal interphalangeal crease on my right index finger. The slight hollow on the right edge of the stone nestles against the palmar digital crease as if carved specifically for my grip.

But there is no right or wrong way to hold it. Cradle it in either hand, slab side up, or contoured. However it may be held, the special stone finds folds among the fingers and quickly comfortably conforms. See? I’m already developing a fetish for the thing. Why do I feel like this is a mystery that will never be solved?


Novel Publishing Update:

I recently received my twentieth rejection letter from a reputable literary agent for Unreal Gods. I feel like a salmon swimming upstream against the current. I have revised the book, cutting four early chapters. (which I’m not even sure is such a good idea)- but I’m trying to make submissions of the first three chapters or one hundred pages move faster (I’m not sure that is a good idea either). Honestly, writing biblical haiku is easier.

The Bible VI

How Leviticus

Came by such strange ideas

Heaven only knows

6 thoughts on “I Found A Rock

  1. I may have dropped it….just kidding. I don’t think I would worry about it to much but you do have a worry stone now to worry with. This was a fun read…thanks.

  2. And then there are seeing stones, or see’n stones, in the vernacular. A young, pre-golden tablet discovering, Joseph Smith would use them to locate treasure (for hire.) The methodology–and you may want to write this down, it’s a bit complex and arcane–is to put the stones in your hat, then put your face in your hat and well… take a look.

    Maybe that’s what you’ve got there, young fella! One way to find out. Let us know what you see and membe we’ll go a’prospect’n with ye.

  3. Thanks for the novel publishing update.

    What frustrates me when I get an editor’s rejection is that I don’t what it means and that knowledge dictates the action to take next. Not knowing the reason cuts the chain of rational activity.

    Possible reasons and resulting actions.

    1) It was crappy.
    Action: Re-write, write another story, take a writing class, practice/improve.

    2) It was fine but didn’t fit the publishing schedule/didn’t fit the purpose or artistic style of the publisher, journal, magazine. Or it was fine but one of 500 just fine works they got that month and they only had a slot for one unknown author.
    ACTION: Submit to someone else.

    3) Fine but they don’t see an ROI (Return On Investment.) They may like THAT book but can use their time promoting authors with a one-book-a-year track record.
    ACTION: Submit to someone else. Improve cover letter.

    See? Submitting is like it drops into a black hole. “I’m sorry we can’t use your work right now.”

    The reason–I’ve heard from an agent and a publisher–why they don’t give feedback is like why you say, “It’s me, it’s not you.” to someone who wants a romantic relationship when you don’t. Because if you say ANYTHING, like “You’re ears are too big,” they might go out and get plastic surgery and come back and say “SEE! Now you must love me!”

    Then you reject them again and NOW their pissed and you’ve got an angry stalker.

    That happens all the time with agents and publishers when they try to give constructive advice. That’s what they said, anyway. They didn’t use the “big ears” analogy because they are professionals.

    Anyway, sorry. If you want me to format it for CreateSpace, let me know. I got 8X5 paperback copies of my 140 pg book of short stories for like $2.60 each and they look spectacular. It cost me nothing besides the purchase price. You’ll need someone to do the cover art.


  4. i think holding something that spans the ages (who knows how long that little rock has been around) gives us a sense of connection to the past, to the slow changes of geological time, immune to the little ups and downs of our frantic and short human existence

  5. While digging out the apple tree that died when we had -19F the winter before last, I found a worry stone too. It makes me feel good. It’s nice to reach down into my pocket and get a nice surprise, whether I’m reaching for something specific or just finding a place to put my hands. Mine is an agate that was likely a part of previous landscaping. It’s much too perfect and lovely to be buried and not appreciated. Enjoy your new found friend.

    Have you tried Amazon yet?

  6. I was directed to your blog by my lovely wife (your sister) because you were wondering about an area of my expertise. I am a registered geologist here in Oregon (and in California, Idaho and Arizona, as well). The rock you found appears to be basaltic, a very common rock in this locale. If I saw it in person, I could better assess it (but would probably have to break it to see the fresh rock inside). Seeing the smoothness and lack of vesicles (air bubbles/holes) it appears to be from the middle of a basaltic lava flow. The Columbia River Basalts are the most common types of basalts in the area (one thousand feet thickness is exposed at Multnomah Falls).

    The Columbia River Basalts originate from Eastern Oregon area in the Steens Mountains. This area is believed to be the area where the basalts were formed through a “hot-spot” in the crust (the same one that created the Yellowstone Park phenomenon). Basaltic lavas flowed into Idaho, Washington, Nevada, California and Oregon. In Oregon, the lavas made it as far as the Pacific Ocean.

    Another contributing factor was the Missoula floods (which flowed many times from 15000 to 13000 years ago) where water released from an ice dammed lake in Montana flowed down the Columbia River Gorge, carrying rocks with it, all the way to the area of Portland and caused the Willamette River to flow backwards and south. The motion of the water and the rocks cause the rocks to become rounded and smooth, depositing them along its way, with finer rock deposited farther, as it went south within the Willamette River banks.

    The rock you found could have formed by the erosion (break up) of the lavas near and higher up the slope, of your abode or it could have been transported by truck and used to underlay the road in preparation for asphalt, being removed from one of the many quarries that mine the gravels deposited by the Missoula floods.

    This is what my education and experience tells me of the rock you found. We could find out more by cutting the rock into a thin-section and examining it microscopically to distinguish the specific minerals types and percentages, look at fluid inclusions to tell the exact temperature and pressure of its formation and do radiometric analysis to tell its absolute age, but that would take time and money.

    I can use my imagination and talk about the possibility of the specific rock being transported to your front yard by a teleportation ray from a passing space craft, the rock being put on this earth to learn all it could about the inhabitants of this planet, and in so doing, absorbing worry from its bearer, and easing their moods to make recording of their thought easier. You can chose which explanation you want, and if this makes you the least bit worried, you always have the rock you found!

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