It’s his gift, it’s his prize:
He can pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.
Shuck and jive, sham and shill–
None alive have acquired such skill.
It’s his gift, it’s his knack:
To roll out the red carpet and yank it back.
He’s a two faced diplomat;
A tinkertoy aristocrat.
It’s his gift to be cool,
As he fools a few people once in a while
It’s his gift to be glib,
As he fibs through the teeth of his perfect smile.
It’s his gift, it’s his art:
It may be a factor– he’s an actor at heart.
The big boy plays hardball,
Looking like a Ken Doll,